Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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