i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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