Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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