dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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