Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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