whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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