the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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