Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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