Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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