He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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