this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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