Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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