I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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