Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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