This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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