Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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