If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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