You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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