I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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