I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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