Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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