dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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