Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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