im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I skipped work to stalk him.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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