I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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