I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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