I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.