Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You took a bar mat shot.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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