nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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