I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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