He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Is Oprah even human
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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