the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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