Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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