Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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