If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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