Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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