Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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