We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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