Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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