we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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