my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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