She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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