ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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