Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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