If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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