My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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