Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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