i barfeds in our rink
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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