My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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