Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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