dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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