So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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