I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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