You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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