Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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