A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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