I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Dear god my vagina.
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